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Episode Title: "Ugh"

Episode Airing Number: 58

Episode Production Number: 54

Original Airdate: March 5, 2004

Season: 3

On DVD:"SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete Third Season," "SpongeBob Goes Prehistoric"

On VHS: (none)

Aired With Episode: (none)

Running Time:20:54

Storyboard Directors: Paul Tibbitt and Kent Osborne

Storyboard Artists: Carson Kugler, Caleb Meurer and William Reiss

Writers: Paul Tibbitt and Kent Osborne

Animation Director: Andrew Overtoom

Creative Director: Derek Drymon

In Brief: We go back to Bikini Bottom in prehistoric times to see when SpongeGar and Patar discovered fire.

Story: Dawn breaks on Bikini Bottom B.C. (Before Comedy). SpongeGar's alarm clock (a rock) falls on his head and wakes him up. He puts it back up on the shelf and put his clothes on. SpongeGar takes Gary for a walk, who is the size of a dinosaur. Squoq looks out the window and sees Gary's slimy trail on his yard and sidewalk. He's about to go outside, when he remembers Gary squashing and smashing him with his huge eyeballs. Squog picks up a club and goes to yell at SpongeGar about the slime. Squog slides on the slime and crashes into Patar's rock. Patar comes out and eats some of Gary's slime. He then hugs Squoq, which almost crushes him.

Patar sees SpongeGar. After hitting themselves they hug each other. Squoq slides on Gary's slime again and crashes into a wall in his house. SpongeGar poors soap in a log and blows a big bubble. Patar claps and rain starts to fall. He claps again and the rain stops. SpongeGar does the same thing. They both start jumping up and down and clapping. Thunder and lightning start which cause SpongeGar and Patar to panic and run around in circles. Lightning strikes the log and it catches on fire.

Squoq comes out of his house to see what's going on. He puts his hand in the fire and screams out in pain. SpongeGar and Patar do the same thing, but it takes them a while to react. Patar puts salt on his burnt hand and starts to chew on it. SpongeGar throws some plants in the fire and takes them out with a stick. He eats one and jumps up and down with excitement. Squoq tries as well and he also likes it. SpongeGar, Patar, and Squoq begin to cook different things in the fire and eat them. SpongeGar shows Patar how to do it by squashing prehistoric Mr. Krabs and cooking him.

SpongeGar, Patar and Squoq lay around the fire with huge bellies because they ate so much. They all say goodnight to each other and start to go into their houses. Squoq grabs the fire and tries to take it for himself. Patar takes the log while SpongeGar and Squoq are fighting. They all set traps for each other and each tries to snatch the lighted log. As SpongeGar, Patar and Squoq are fighting over it rain comes and puts the fire out. SpongeGar and Patar begin to cry. As Squoq is about to hit them he is struck by lightning and SpongeGar and Patar use him to toast marshmallows.

Song: "When Worlds Collide"

When worlds collide

You can run

But no can hide

When worlds collide

You'll laugh so hard

You'll swear you've died

When worlds collide

Hold my hand

I'll be your guide

When worlds collide

Buckle...buckle...buckle up for the sweetest ride

And prepare to have your mind blown wide

When worlds collide

When worlds collide, it's a curious thing

Bet you never heard a robot and a caveman sing

In his metal chest are some working parts

How is that different from my beating heart?

I'm from the future, and I'm from the past

But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last

He was made in a lab, and I was born in a cave

So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave

You, you, you, you can run

But no can hide

When worlds collide


SpongeBob: I've got the strangest feeling that somewhere a pirate and parrot are argueing about me, and the parrot is winning.

Patar: Squoq! Patar unga Squoq!

Squoq: Tailafoo, SpongeGar. Tailafoo, not dumbo.

Squoq: Good nogga, SpongeGar. Good nogga, Patar.

Patar: Good nogga, Squoq. Good nogga, SpongeGar.

SpongeGar: Good nogga, Squoq. Good nogga, Patar.


Caveman The caveman is played by Bill Fagerbakke (the voice of Patrick).

Prehistoric Bikini Bottom This isn't the first episode that goes back in time. Prehistoric Bikini Bottom is also seen in "SB-129."

Ouch! SpongeGar's alarm clock is a rock that falls off a shelf and hits him in the head.

Pre-history Mr. Krabs Prehistoric Mr. Krabs is shown as a more realistic looking crab. He also mutters "money, money, money, money."

Clip A clip of Squidward from "SB-129" is shown during "When Worlds Collide."