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Episode Title: "That's No Lady"

Episode Airing Number: 82

Episode Production Number: 75

Original Airdate: November 26, 2006

Season: 4

On DVD: "SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 4, Volume 2", "Whale of a Birthday"

On VHS: (none)

Aired With Episode: "Squidtastic Voyage"

Running Time: 10:40

Storyboard Director: Casey Alexander and Chris Mitchell

Writers: Casey Alexander, Chris Mitchell, and Steven Banks

Technical Director: Vincent Waller

Animation Director: Andrew Overtoom

Supervising Director: Paul Tibbitt

In Brief: Patrick changes his identity after being threatened to get out of town.

Story: Patrick is walking down the street when a stranger comes up to him and yells "HEY YOU! GET OUT OF TOWN!!". Patrick is frightened and runs away towards the Krusty Krab. The stranger who yelled at him is a salesman selling a vacation to get out of town to a resort.

At the Krusty Krab, Patrick explains what happened to SpongeBob. SpongeBob cannot let anything bad happen to Patrick so he tries a few disguises on him. None of them work until they go to a department store and dress up as a lady. No one but SpongeBob recognizes him anymore when they walk down the street. Not even Larry, who compliments SpongeBob on his 'girlfriend'. As Mr. Krabs is talking to SpongeBob, he notices Patricia (Patrick in disguise) and asks SpongeBob if there are any open spots at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob says no but Mr. Krabs gives her a job anyway.

Back at the Krusty Krab, Patricia is trying to work as a waitress but Mr. Krabs and Squidward, who has fallen in love with Patricia now, keep interrupting her. This gets Patricia angry and perhaps even ruin her identity if it keeps up. Just then the salesman from earlier walks into the Krusty Krab. Patricia tells SpongeBob that's the guy who told her to get out of town. Patricia walks up to the salesman, who recognizes her right away as the pink starfish guy from earlier. Mr. Krabs and Squidward can't help but overhear and go into shock and disgust because they were hitting on Patrick the whole time. The salesman gives Patrick the flyer he was going to earlier but he ran off. This pleases SpongeBob and Patrick and they head home.

Song: (none)


Patrick: I guess I'll pack up my stuff and get ready to go. My clothes.

SpongeBob: Umm, Patrick, those are my clothes.

Patrick: My peanut butter!

SpongeBob: That's my peanut butter.

Patrick: And my pickles.

SpongeBob: I can't believe you're leaving, Patrick. *cries* With all my pickles!

Mr. Krabs: Excuse us, miss. Huh? *Mr. Krabs' eyes explode* Spongebob, who's your friend?

SpongeBob: Mr Krabs, this is Patricia.

Mr. Krabs: Patricia. The most beautiful sound I've ever seen. Spongebob, do we need any more help down at the Krusty Krab?

SpongeBob: No.

Mr. Krabs: We do? Great, she can start right away.


Loving It This is the 2nd time that Mr. Krabs has fallen in love with someone. Mrs. Puff is the other female he has fallen in love with.

Difference Places Different places Squidward and Mr. Krabs pop up and ask Patricia out:

Cabinet (Squidward)

Water faucet (Mr. Krabs)

Toaster (Squidward)

Grease fryer (Mr. Krabs)

Water drain (Squidward)

Water Jug (Mr. Krabs

Toilet (Squidward)

Naked Pants Patrick gets naked in this episode just like a few others. Other episodes he gets naked in are "Pranks A Lot", "Rise and Shine" and "Patty Hype". He also gets naked in "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie"