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Character Name: Squidward Tentacles

Location: Stone tiki head home on 122 Conch St., Bikini Bottom (between SpongeBob and Patrick's houses)

Occupation: Cashier at the Krusty Krab

Interests: Painting, dancing, playing clarinet, biking, tanning, cooking, making SpongeBob and Patrick feel bad

Personality: Peace-loving, mean, boring

Physical Appearance: Green, skinny, six tentacles, big nose, brown shirt, bald

Family: Mother, father, Snellie, Squog (his ancestor)

Friends: None but himself

First Episode Appearance: "Help Wanted"

Voiced By: Rodger Bumpass

Other Info: Proved his rival, Squilliam, that he had a good band. Hosted and performed at the Krusty Krab's talent show. Taught an art class to SpongeBob. Made SpongeBob and Patrick think he was a ghost. Broke up SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship. Elected president of SpongeBob and Patrick's Good Neighbor club. Convinced SpongeBob to strike with him at the Krusty Krab. Became addicted to a skill crane. Has been attacked by a sea bear. Given the job manager of the Krusty Krab 2. Got a role as a girl in the Krusty Krab commercial. Give SpongeBob all he had for a gum wrapper. Taken in by SpongeBob after becoming poor. Became Santa Claus to make SpongeBob happy. Has had his house smashed by an anchor. Thought SpongeBob was going to die and spent a day doing activities with him. Traveled through time. Built a huge snow fort to protect himself from snowball attacks. Blew up from eating too many Krabby Patties. Moved to a town for squids when he had enough of SpongeBob and Patrick. Turned the Krusty Krab into a five-star restaurant to impress Squilliam. Starred in a Boating School video. Became nice for a short time after being shocked by his electric fence. Got sent to prison after stealing a wallet. Joined a band with SpongeBob, Patrick and Plankton. Grew huge when SpongeBob and Patrick used his Kelp growth spray on him. Had a special dedicated to his house "House Fancy." Had to attend Mrs. Puff's class after getting caught speeding while running away from SpongeBob. Ended up in the hospital after having a little too much fun with a slide whistle. Taught a music class, pretending to be Squilliam Fancyson. Rode the Big One (a huge wave) with SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs.


Help Wanted / Reef Blowers
Jellyfishing / Plankton!
Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School
Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy / Pickles
Jellyfish Jam
Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots
Nature Pants / Opposite Day
Culture Shock / F.U.N.
MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost
The Chaperone / Employee of the Month
Scaredy Pants / I Was a Teenage Gary
SB-129 / Karate Choppers
Sleepy Time
Valentine's Day / The Paper
Fools in April
Something Smells / Bossy Boots
Your Shoe's Untied / Squid's Day Off
Big Pink Loser / Bubble Buddy
Christmas Who?
Dying For Pie / Imitation Krabs
Wormy / Patty Hype
Grandma's Kisses / Squidville
Pressure / The Smoking Peanut
Pre-Hibernation Week
Band Geeks
Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown
Just One Bite
Squid on Strike / Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm
Procrastination / I'm With Stupid
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV
Welcome to the Chum Bucket / Frankendoodle
The Snowball Effect / One Krabs Trash
The Idiot Box
As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?
Squilliam Returns
The Algae's Always Greener
Krab Borg
Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video
Party Pooper Pants
Chocolate With Nuts / Mermaidman And Barnacleboy V
Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse
The Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love
The Great Snail Race / Mid-Life Crustacean
The Sponge Who Could Fly
Born Again Krabs / I Had an Accident
Missing Identity / Plankton's Army
SpongeBob B.C. (in clip from "SB-129")
Krabby Land / The Camping Episode
SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks A Lot
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Fear of a Krabby Patty / Shell of a Man
The Lost Mattress / Krabs vs Plankton
Skill Crane / Good Neighbors
Selling Out / Funny Pants
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy VI: The Motion Picture / Enemy In-Law
Patrick SmartPants / SquidBob TentaclePants
Have You Seen This Snail?
Dunces and Dragons
(well, not really. Squidward himself doesn't appear, but his ancestor, Squidly, does.)
Krusty Towers
Ghost Host
Whale of a Birthday / Karate Island
All That Glitters / Wishing You Well
New Leaf / Once Bitten
Bummer Vacation / Wigstruck
Squidtastic Voyage / That's No Lady
The Thing / Hocus Pocus
Rule of Dumb
Best Frenemies / Born to be Wild
Squid Wood
Best Day Ever / The Gift of Gum
Friend or Foe
The Original Fry Cook / Night Light
Waiting / Fungus Among Us
Spy Buddies / Boat Smarts / Good Ol' Whatshisname
New Digs / Krabs a la Mode
Bucket Sweet Bucket
Breath of Fresh Squidward / To Love A Patty
SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget / Money Talks / Slimy Dancing
The Krusty Sponge / Sing a Song of Patrick
A Flea in Her Dome
Atlantis SquarePantis
Le Big Switch / Goo Goo Gas
Picture Day
Blackened Sponge / Mermaidman vs. SpongeBob
To Save a Squirrel
Pest of the West
(Squidward's old west ancestor appears)
20,000 Patties Under the Sea
What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?
The Two Faces of Squidward / SpongeHenge
Banned in Bikini Bottom / Stanley S. SquarePants
House Fancy / Krabby Road
Spongicus / Sunction Cup Symphony
Not Normal / Gone
The Splinter / Slide-Whistle Stooges
Sun Bleached
Giant Squidward / No Nose Knows
Patty Caper
Boating Buddies / The Krabby Kronicle
Grooming Gary
Dear Vikings
Professor Squidward
Cephalopod Lodge / Grandpappy the Pirate
Toy Store of Doom
Pets or Pests / Komputer Overload
Choir Boys
SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One