Episode Airing Number: 87

Episode Production Number: 83a

Original Airdate: February 19, 2007

Season: 5

On DVD: "Season 5, Vol. 1", "Friend or Foe"

On VHS: (none)

Aired With Episodes: "Waiting," "Fungus Among Us"

Running Time: 3:57

Storyboard Director: Nate Cash

Writers: Nate Cash and Steven Banks

Technical Director: Vincent Waller

Animation Director: Andrew Overtoom

Supervising Producer: Paul Tibbitt

In Brief: SpongeBob wonders what Patrick's daily morning routine is like.

Story: SpongeBob's fog horn alarm goes off. He wakes up and says good morning to Gary. He asks Gary if he ever wonders what Patrick's mornings are like. Over at Patrick's rock he's sleeping in his recliner. His alarm goes off but he doesn't realize what it is and he panics. He runs around but finally squints his eyes and sees the alarm. He's relieved but tells it to stop ringing. Patrick yells at the lamp and thinks that it's ringing instead of the alarm clock. He breaks the lamp in half but the ringing doesn't stop. He looks around and can't figure out where the ringing is coming from. The alarm moves itself over to Patrick and he asks it to help him find out where the ringing is coming from. It rings itself away from Patrick again and he tells it he'll ask someone who cares. He takes off his underwear, puts it on a pillow and draws SpongeBob's face on it. He asks the SpongeBob pillow to help him but it falls over on the alarm clock muffling the ring. His stomach rumbles and he realizes it's time for breakfast.

Patrick opens up the kitchen cabinet and all the cans fall out. He thinks he's out of food and that the cans don't really have anything in them and that they're just pictures. He sloshes one of the cans around and realizes that there is actually food inside. Patrick gets out a plate and puts it on the counter. He tells breakfast to come out of the can and get on the plate. He bangs his head on the can a few times. Patrick throws the can across the room, hitting the alarm clock making it stop.

Patrick sits in front of the TV with his breakfast. He watches Bikini Bottom Live. Suddenly, he realizes he's running late. He trips over the broken lamp, falls down the stairs and over Gary. He flies through his drawers and comes out the other side with his pants on. Patrick goes through the bathroom and comes out with a toothbrush. The toothpaste flies off of the toothbrush. Patrick bounces off the side, onto the roof, the bathtub and out of the rock where SpongeBob is waiting for him. SpongeBob asks him how his morning was and Patrick tells him the usual.

Song: (none)

Quotes:

Patrick: Tartar sauce! I'm out of food again. All I have is these lousy cans with pictures of food on them. I wanted real food not pictures!

Patrick: Oh my gosh. I'm late! I'm late! I'm late! I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!

Observations:

Furniture Patrick sleeps in his chair instead of his bed.

TV show Patrick watches "Bikini Bottom Live" while eating his breakfast.

Canned Food Patrick's food cans are Canned Coral. It says "Great Taste in a Can" on the label.